December 2nd 2022. KeyBank Center. Buffalo, New York. WWE SmackDown. The Ironwoman of WarGames and Show Stealer Dakota Kai and her WWE Women's Tag Team Championship partner IYO SKY came to the blue brand along with Bayley. The Ladies were bringing some Damage CTRL to Friday Night. They were pissed but hardly surprised that they didn't get the same respect lauded on them for their WarGames performance as Becky Lynch. Let us not forget the three spent the combined time of 95:19 between them. It took its toll. Respect The Ladies!

Bayley was about to be selfless and give Becky some respect but the idiots not showing Damage CTRL any convinced her otherwise. Idiots, see what you all did? Anyway, Bayley -- being the longest reigning SmackDown Women's Champion in History -- was disappointed nobody from the SmackDown roster was willing to step up and compete in WarGames. Liv Morgan whose been a bit Harley Quinn lately took offense, liking the odds of one on three. Morgan tossed Kai into the steps and SKY to the barrier. She attacked Bayley until Kai and SKY made the save. Liv literally just asked, no she Begged for the beatdown she got.

Now comes the moment where my soul snapped in two... let us just say this wasn't how the Chronicler of both The Tale of Dakota Kai and The Tale of Tegan Nox (Nixon Newell) was hoping they would reunite. Surely, the long awaited reunion of Team Kick... either Nox aligning herself with or at least sympathetic toward Damage CTRL would have soothed my soul and not ripped it apart. But no... Tegan Nox reemerged and had to come to Liv Morgan's rescue. To salt the wound, Dakota charged right at Nox and got punched in the face. I can't decide which of those two happenings was worse.

The Ladies would not stay down for long, firing back hell on Nox. Deserved. Not. Conflicted. Morgan would return the favor, coming to Nox's aid with her favorite toy the kendo stick. Nox struck Bayley with The Shiniest Wizard. The Ladies had to live to fight another day. Yes, they retreated. There I said it. Nox still holds a grudge against Kai from November 2019. Sadly, no one these days wants to let bygones be bygones. Maybe someday Our Captain and The Absolute Unit can play nice. Something to hope for. Someday. But for now, Team Kick is at war again. So is my fucking soul.